Ze Parte 1

I’m only going to do a bit, because i’m lazy I don’t want to bore non-existent readers with lots of words and someone’s opinion that people are gonna go fuqdisshit on…. 

So here’s part 1:

Obviously, books are really expensive or the places I buy from are obviously ripping me off , so I don’t really have an abundance of books that I would like to have but I’ll show you them:

THE MOOREHAWKE TRIOLOGY

(Thank god I got the Australian edition, the other editions look like shit crap)

So basically,  the series is set in medieval Europe and is centred around a girl called Wynter. The first book The Poison Throne which I don’t have, woe is me… *sigh* is about Wynter coming back after 5 years from not being home, and finding out her home country is quite different, like everything’s now emo and depressing crappy and not what she remembered 5 years ago in my opinion, I think that’s just stupid, I mean lady, you’ve been away for how long? 5 YEARS! Of course things have got to change…  

So, Wynter then finds out Prince Alberon, her beloved friend is missing, more than that he’s the crowned prince, not only that but now there’s this ‘Bloody Machine’ that has ‘untold destructive power’  shits going downnnnnn 

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So it’s now up to Razi (Prince Alberon’s half brother and a bastard child), Christopher, a mysterious dude and Wynter to save the day.. POWERANGERS help restore things back to normal.

In the next two books,  The Crowded Shadows and The Rebel Prince, Wynter is now out of the castle and on her Poweranger adventure, with Razi and Christopher. Obviously I’m not going into detail since if you decide to read this, I’d be spoiling it for you, I mean I once accidently spoiled the Hunger Games for my friend and she went all apeshit on me… but that’s another story for another time. What I’m saying, I don’t want people to go apeshit on me…..

So yeah, I love this trilogy even though it’s not my favourite but I love how the main character can stand up for herself. Although she’s not like a *kickass* heroine, at least she’s headstrong and can think unlike some dumbshits in books . The pacing of the book is great and the plot is interesting, you won’t get bored at all.

I’d recommend this series to people interested in adventure books I guess, and romance. Obviously, check out The Moorehawke Trilogy  if I managed to convince you that it’s worth your time!

I’d try and find a cool quote (which there are heaps from the trilogy) but I can’t be bothered.

Oh my… Tell you what, Razi, swap places, will you? I do so love a woman who knows what to do with her hands.

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TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT so don’t leave me

VAMPIRE ACADEMY SERIES

ZE ADVENTURES OF ROSE HATHAWAY!!! Ok, so basically it’s a vampire series but not shit like Twilight  where there’s Moroi – vampires that don’t kill and join ze darkside  and Strigoi – vampires from said darkside, you’re either turned or you go by choice, which means you kill when you drink. Then there’s dhampirs -have Moroi and  half anything except animals coz that’d be wrong

Ok, so the series is about Rose Hathaway a dhampir that’s best friends with Vasilisa (Lissa) the Dragonmir Princess (one of the most powerful royal families, and she’s last in line)  on the run, at the start of the book they get caught and have to go back to St. Vladimir’s Academy. A place where Moroi learn magic (because they can) and normal education and where Dhampirs learn to protect the Moroi.

Obviously, I’m not going to go on about the other books, because I’d spoil it….

Ok. I LURVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEE THIS SERIES SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It has everything I want, from action, to AWESUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM heroine, funny dialogue, not overpowering romance, that ruins the book. The plot is constantly interesting, although some parts may be cliché, you wouldn’t get bored with a feisty heroine. Although some characters get on my mind, the protagonist, Rose is always constantly funny and hilarious, I mean, she’s not trying to be funny or anything but the situations and her actions result in interesting and funny banters between her and Dimitri (the cool as love interest). So, I recommend this series to people who love paranormal, adventure, romance, action, fantasy readers.  I promise you, you won’t get bored, even if you don’t end up liking the series. WOOT WOOT! Vampire Academy.

By the way, my name’s Rose Hathaway. I’m seventeen years old, training to protect and kill vampires, in love with a completely unsuitable guy, and have a best friend whose weird magic could drive her crazy.
Hey, no one said high school was easy.

The sad thing is that I don’t have the last book, so excuse me while I cry here in the corner…..

EDIT: JUST CAME BACK SHOPPING AND I GOT THE LAST BOOK !!!

By the way, my name’s Rose Hathaway. I’m seventeen years old, training to protect and kill vampires, in love with a completely unsuitable guy, and have a best friend whose weird magic could drive her crazy.
Hey, no one said high school was easy.

THE FALLEN SERIES

Fallen’s about a girl named Lucinda (Luce) who get’s sent to reform school or was it juvie? not sure… for various reason you shall find out…. anyways at reform school, she sees a kid named Daniel and he’s the hawtest thing she’s ever seen and our dear protagonist, Luce, immediately feels this deep connection towards said guy, and feels like she knows him,  unfortunately he flips her off… *rolls eyes* 

Luce now is determined and sets out to find out the truth….. the way I described it makes like it sound like another crappy YA book that you’ve all read before right?  I’m actually not putting that much effort into this series anymore…

Ok. So The Fallen Series. Well for this series, it was great and all, at the start, got bored in the second book, piqued my interest in the third book, wanted to scream and burn at the book in the last one. Some readers might actually like the whole series, and I can see why, but for me it didn’t cut it. It was so interesting at the start then SPLAT too much monologue and explaining and I basically flipped through the second book… I really don’t have much to say, the books were entertaining and a light read but I don’t really like it nor do I really hate it either…..  If you’re interested then get of yo ass  gee  and read Ze Fallen Seriez

You know everyone loves to hate a happy pair of lovebirds.

So there’s part one….. If I‘m not lazy  have time which I probably do I’ll try and write reviews on the books I’ve read….. My first review would probably be Obisidian by Jennifer L. Armentrout which is now my probably favourite book and will probably remain that way for a long long time.

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